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Larry has a gift that cannot be taught in any writing class, improv workshop, or spiritually aggressive corporate retreat. He can walk into a perfectly normal r…

Larry swore the room had no door. This was a bold position to take, given that six of us had entered through one twelve minutes earlier. But Larry, a man with t…

Larry has the kind of face that makes trouble look premeditated. Even when he is innocent, which happens with roughly the frequency of a solar eclipse, he looks…

Larry has the kind of face that makes strangers tell him things at airports. He is not famous famous, not the sort of person who gets recognized in grocery stor…

Larry says the parrot had “the timing of a nightclub comic and the moral compass of a raccoon.” That is the sort of sentence you hear on a good comedy podcast a…

Larry believed in preparation the way raccoons believe in unlocked bins. He did not always understand it, but he respected the opportunity. That is how he arriv…

Larry lost his phone in the least mysterious way a man can lose a phone, which is to say he was holding it, speaking into it, and accusing everyone else of hidi…

There are stories that feel engineered in a writers’ room, polished by three exhausted comedians over bad coffee, then rejected because “nobody will believe thi…